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Sweaty Balls are a NO, NO!

Let’s cut to the chase, having a good wash is the number one thing to do before meeting an escort. No one wants a client with smelly, sweaty balls, trust me! When I say wash, I mean in the shower, naked with soap rubbed everywhere.

We might be happy to accept a lot of things but turning up to a booking in the same suit you’ve been wearing all day, with your cock and balls stinking of piss? NO. There is where we draw the line. 

Most clients make one hell of an effort before meeting an escort and it’s very much appreciated. The ladies themselves spend no less than an hour getting ready for each booking, often longer, making sure they are immaculately groomed. We don’t expect the same amount of effort from you gents, but we do expect you to be perfectly clean. By which I mean well showered in the immediate hour before the booking, not earlier that day!

I will never understand a man who is willing to spend hundreds of pounds booking a Kent Escort , only to turn up to a booking so dirty that the escort is loathe to go anywhere near him. Telling her to rub the white gunk under your foreskin away with a baby wipe won’t cut it either.

So, here are some ground rules for the occasional stinker:

If you turn up to your booking clearly unwashed (boys, we always know when you haven’t washed), you will be asked to shower and clean yourself thoroughly. No less than 10 minutes in the shower will suffice and it will done in your booking time. Bear in mind that being told you stink by your date is a real passion killer for both parties, so expect to feel embarrassed for the rest of the booking.

If you refuse to shower and wash thoroughly, my lady has two options. The first option is to offer you a reduced service – no oral sex or kissing at all. We are talking a very basic service, not something we would ever dream of providing normally. Our service is delivered with passion each and every time. 

The second option is our lady walks, taking with her a fee to cover her fuel and travelling time.

We don’t want your booking to be crap, we really don’t. We love our clients. We want you to use our agency again and again. We want the girls to text us afterwards telling us what a pleasure you were to spend time with, and not how they gagged when they went near your cock because it was smelly. So please make sure you’ve showered properly before a meeting. And if you can’t be bothered to do that, don’t waste your money booking one of our girls, because we simply won’t tolerate you.

If you are well kept and a clean gentleman we would be happy to have you as a client. Please Contact Kent Escorts Agency for the perfect romantic evening, a night to remember with one of our sexy ladies.

After a long day at work why not end the night with one of our sexy Kent escorts? If you were looking to find an escort agency in Kent you have found the best one in the business. Book one of our escorts in Kent and be prepared for the time of your life!

Escorts Kent Agency have a great variety of escorts depending on taste and occasion, from glamorous, hot and sexy, busty or petite to name a few.  With different nationalities, ethnicities, shapes and sizes, we are bound to have the perfect escort to suit your mood!

Book a Kent Escort now by calling us now on: +442030961213 or +442030961214

A whole new world of pleasure will open up when you meet one of gorgeous Kent escorts. The secret of this excellent entertainment for men, of course, lies in the selection of your Escort in Kent, and rest assured, we have the finest girls in town. Use your imagination and think of how you would like to spend the next few hours with one our beautiful Kent Escorts by your side. Find the time as soon as possible and make a booking with the hottest Escorts in Kent. We offer the best local services in Kent and surrounding areas. Our adult services are second to none, when looking for an local escorts contact Escorts Kent for an unforgettable experience with one of our girls. Our girls are available 7 days a week for out calls. We also offer GFE for girls available in Kent and surrounding areas. We accept credit cards payments!

Go on book one of our girls for an amazing time and ask for a sensual massage whiles you are at it.

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